VS Headley: I assure you that i never spurned a late chance by "blazing over the bar".........This is due to the fact that so late on i would not have left the centre circle as i was picking up the remnants of my respiratory system.

Well I knew you had blazed one over some when so thought I must put it into the report!! Didn't mention Kev's free kick that ended in the field behind though did I?

Trouble is the ruby and lager the night before killed off a few more brain cells so will try and get Tim along to the next game as his are always more accurate!

Ok bruze, i understand. Although information regarding your booze-fuelled romp with "Ruby" was unnecessary......