Clanfield away this weekend and who would believe it but people decide they've got family things to do, can you imagine Harry Rednapp's response to yeah got a nephews birthday party / christening to go to?

You F%^&in wot!! well we have 2 soft touches this weekend, so that really helps me pick the same team every week!

What with enough players injured to field another side its really helpful

If we include Jim Bedford who hasn't yet played a game this year there's at least another six injured, 2 working & 1 gone awol and we are still 3rd in the table it's a tremendous effort by the boys that have come in and done a job so lets see if we can get a result this weekend! Come on you Otters

That was an offical statement by the Otterbourne Football Club First Team Manager!!

tell you what you pay me the money those **** at tottenham get paid every week and i'll be there 3 hours before every game, train every week, and even spank you off occasionally if neccessary ( thats if tim warren hasnt got there first)

Don't want the spankin just enough money to buy a house at Sandbanks! leave your name next time so we can make sure you get a beasting at training