Hello Otterbourne FC, my name is Marco Van Basten. you may know me from such teams as Ajax's 80's side and Milan in early 90's. I have heard form many reliable sources that one of your players recently scored a goal like mine in 88 Euros but slightly better. This means that he has officially scored the worlds best ever goal. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Hi Marco,

Firstly thank you for your great feedback. It is an honour to have the input of one of footballs' true greats.

Secondly, who took penalties for the dutch during the '88 championships?

JJ's goal wasn't that good. But who am I to argue with Mr. Basten