• Name: Paul Allen

• Nickname: Pete Barnes, Pezza, Honey Monster, Hobbit Feet

• Position: Centre Back

• Year Joined: 1999

• Previous Club (s): Eastleigh Vikings, S&D

• Occupation: Marketing Manager

• Favourite Meal: Chicken Jalfrezi

• Favourite Drink: Lager

• Favourite Band/Group: Oasis

• Favourite Film: White Men Can’t Jump

• Best player played against/with: Kevin Moore

• Most Skilful Player: Steve ‘Abs’ Abbey

• Fastest Player: Me of course

• Team Joker: Gully (not even intentionally)

• Worst Dress Sense: Clarky

• Worst Car/Lorry/Land Rover: Clark

• Most Intelligent: Gully (he knows some shit)

• Least Intelligent: Gully (He also talks bollocks most of the time)

• Best Trainer: Liam Judd

• Worst Trainer: Steve ‘Abs’ Abbey

• Best Otterbourne FC game/memory: Winning the HPFL Combination Cup in 2010

• Longest in the Shower: Blackie’s got a foot long – say no more