Chris Knight

• Nickname:  Knighter

• Position: Midfielder/Striker

• Year Joined: 2005

• Previous Club (s): Eastleigh, Basingstoke Town, Pagham, Locksheath

• Occupation: Armband Inflator

• Favourite Meal: Nando’s

• Favourite Drink: Magners

• Favourite Band/Group: Joy Division / Electric eel shock

• Favourite Film: 24 hour Party people / A guide to recognizing your saints.

• Best player played against/with: Joe Keenan/Andy Kerr

• Most Skilful Player: Andy Kerr

• Fastest Player: Milner or Nashy

• Team Joker: Ian Ritchie

• Worst Dress Sense: Liam Davies without a shadow of a doubt.

• Worst Car: Clarkey, you can hear his dump valve from Bishops’ Waltham.

• Most Intelligent: Timmy Warren collects port.

• Least Intelligent: Aaron Milne, although he is growing some banter this year.

• Best Trainer: Kev Gleeson

• Worst Trainer: Jamie nash sprinted once in pre season, and was sick for 15 minutes.

• Best Otterbourne FC game/memory: Lifting the Andover cup last year. Craig Willson being told to stop pulling a face by an irate opposition manager, when he was just staring blankly. Blackie saying “I’m celtic till I die” (our team name at quiz night), one of Milners many outbursts, JJ thinking he was stuck on the isle of Wight, Bruiser thinking Youssef was not eating during Ramadan.

• Longest in the Shower: Blackie again, or Timmy Warren’s mushroom cloud.