• Nickname: Give you 3 guesses?

• Position: Sweeper – AKA Goalkeeper

• Year Joined: 2002

• Previous Club (s): Ordnance survey, Romsey,
  West End, AC Delco, Totton, Pirelli General
 
• Occupation: Cartographic Draughtsman

• Favourite Meal: Haggis

• Favourite Drink: Whisky/Irn Bru

• Favourite Band/Group: Simple Minds

• Favourite Film: Braveheart

• Best player played against/with: Danny Wallace/Adam Afghan

• Most Skilful Player: Pete Kelly

• Fastest Player: Chris Knight

• Team Joker: Walnut

• Worst Dress Sense: Robin (Broomer)

• Worst Car: Chris Knight (He asked me to park it one night)

• Most Intelligent: Aaron Milne

• Least Intelligent: Geoff Justice (for calling me Bruiser!)

• Best Trainer: Kev Gleeson

• Worst Trainer: Jamie Whatley

• Best Otterbourne FC game/memory:  Every game I play in as it could be
  my last ! Or being stitched up at Otterbourne quiz night.

• Longest in the Shower: Bikram – he took bloody ages.